business in the front, party in the back

When you see a mullet, do you ever wonder what it might feel like to have one? I'm not talking about how it is to wear a mullet wig or any of that sissy stuff. I'm talking the real deal. Today I saw one in the Civic Center muni station. Though it was nearly covered by a baseball cap, the buzzed sides were peaking out in all their glory. And that's where it hit me, like it never had before: not only does a mullet look gross, it would feel gross too! Just think about that flap of hair tickling your neck and softly grazing the middle of your back. Yuck!